These are the leftovers from Punk Rock Bowling 2015. No more of these will be made!!! Design by Chuck Destruction and Dougie Duerring for Contraband Merch and Brown Coat Media.

We have been asked over and over to redo the old design of this, so here is our rendition. Keeping with adjusting all old designs to update them to our newer clever sensibilities, we have updated this to involve our effete tastes upon dining. Just remember: Dirty Dudes Don't Dine Cheap. Third printing...

Yep... The other http://www.tvangstroye.no/ baseball T design, Tony's eye, going all crazy, and truly showing you how to get worms... HOT DOGS!!! Black T, full color, shipping January 29, 2015.

New single out November 2015!!! It's been three years since we have been gifted with Sexual Harassment, and now it's time to get Hot For the Teacher of Nihilism!!! https://turbonegro.lnk.to/HotForNietzsche

We all know what they are up to. We have for ages. Panama papers be damned, but where is the fucking cash? will ship late May 2016

Something simple, you say? Well, here you are then! Just a simple take on this classic pin up poster, with anchors and stars... and... and...

New single! New T! Woo! It is definitely time for you to give in to your SPECIAL EDUCATION!

We have all seen the weird Hank shirts... and really, do we need that? Not really. What do we really need? A front man who knows how to party!!! And we have the Duke Of Nothing for that! Ships mid October 2015.

Yeah yeah yeah... Norway rules. We get it. But we all love this imagery, even if we haven't had the beer yet. Shipping mid May 2017.

You have had plenty of time to grab up the baseball style of these from http://www.tvangstroye.no/ but now we have this awesome Sean Aasberg design on a black t. 'Bout time, I know!!! Expected ship date of January 29th, 2016

This promo photo was great. Just the dudes after NYC in 2012... First print 2013 -white Second print 2014 - purple Third print 2015 - flesh

We've all seen this video, right? And right in there is Nick Gazin's/ Jazzy Goodtimes' (TJ New York City) Turbonegro and I Got A Knife design... he has been willing to toss us the design for some rad shirts, and we are definitely appreciative! Bright green or orange 'I got a knife' on front, and TURBONEGRO...

Just off the US tour, and right before that, Tony hits me up with this rad new design. Currently we'll be doing this with a super rad Navy T, and white print. Ready to sail out in style! Navy Gilden. Blue Rope/ Anchor centered and large! TURBONEGRO block print in blue on back. Third printing ships as...

Yes, some of you may recognize this logo... Or at least I hope you do. Heather grey Tultex T with black print. Only so many of these little guys getting made...

Psst... We've had these for a while... and no one asked about 'em... BUT HERE THEY ARE! Sexual Harassment cover T! 100% Cotton Gildan black T shirt

Yep. BOO! TURBONEGRO! BOO! We all love irony, and this shirt thumbs it up on irony, in bright yellow or olive green or cranberry !

Sitting over dinner with Tony, and he shoots me this idea... So... Dougie (TJ Maya Con Satan & TJ Iron City) gets handed this, and within minutes, Tony gets the chance to see it. And he's been getting on my ass about it since! Available until 30 August 2013 for Pre Order 100% Cotton Black Anvil T