I know, I know. It's about time we do our spin on the classic Turbonegro Cap shirt. This is it! Depending on how this all goes... We may just do every country, instead of just Norway... HEHeHEHEHEHEHEH... Let us know if you would like that, or if you would want this in different colors. You know we take...

Yes, some of you may recognize this logo... Or at least I hope you do. Heather grey Tultex T with black print. Only so many of these little guys getting made...

We all know what they are up to. We have for ages. Panama papers be damned, but where is the fucking cash? will ship late May 2016

We've all seen this video, right? And right in there is Nick Gazin's/ Jazzy Goodtimes' (TJ New York City) Turbonegro and I Got A Knife design... he has been willing to toss us the design for some rad shirts, and we are definitely appreciative! Bright green or orange 'I got a knife' on front, and TURBONEGRO...

New single out November 2015!!! It's been three years since we have been gifted with Sexual Harassment, and now it's time to get Hot For the Teacher of Nihilism!!! https://turbonegro.lnk.to/HotForNietzsche

Yep... The other http://www.tvangstroye.no/ baseball T design, Tony's eye, going all crazy, and truly showing you how to get worms... HOT DOGS!!! Black T, full color, shipping January 29, 2015.

This design has been the most over done and continuously bootlegged shirts Turbonegro has ever done. So we changed it a little, and now make it official again, dammit. Crimson print June 2018 Pink on black January 2019 Sexy drooling german shepherd in crimson print on white t or hot hot pink on...

You have had plenty of time to grab up the baseball style of these from http://www.tvangstroye.no/ but now we have this awesome Sean Aasberg design on a black t. 'Bout time, I know!!! Expected ship date of January 29th, 2016

Every four years, the world reels with US idiocy. So let's let everyone know we're nihilists. No walls, except to keep us in with all the beer! White T, limited only until mid November. Ships October 1, 2016

With Camp Rock being released recently, we thought that you should have a Sean Aaberg designed monster to cover your filthy back!

Yeah... I've seen how many of these patches have gotten out there. It's time for a T that just says it loud and fucking clear. Expected shipping is mid June 2018.

Here's a mini Tesco, doing his favorite things... aiming his pistol... And it's all yours, on a black T with white ink!

Pope on a rope! Your favorite record from The Meatmen! Full color cover on a charcoal T!

You know that Tesco Vee and The Meatmen have their entire goal to offend everyone possible... Which includes pointing out that The Beatles are well and done for. TWO DOWN, TWO TO GO!!!

The boys in black had these ages ago, ran out, and are letting us get them out to you before they grace the stages at Speedfest! Time to destroy! Shipping early November 2015.

Yep, now you too can show everyone that you love another of the classic saviours of rock n roll. EF has been a New England, and then more and more of the US, then the world, with their special renovation on punk rock meets rock n roll.

Front small yellow logo, back monster full color print.

In cooperation with the WTJT Shop, we offer a shirt about the place in the Turboverse, everyone wants to be, the world-renowned Schlemmereck. The shirts are available in the shop for preorder and only for a limited time. On January 7, we will end the presale and will start sending out the shirts shortly...