With Camp Rock being released recently, we thought that you should have a Sean Aaberg designed monster to cover your filthy back!

Hamburg sailors by way of the UK, LUCIFER STAR MACHINE, is taking over in Northern Germany! If you get the chance, you best check 'em out now, or you won't have the chance to get close to these rock n rollers!

New single! New T! Woo! It is definitely time for you to give in to your SPECIAL EDUCATION!

We all know what they are up to. We have for ages. Panama papers be damned, but where is the fucking cash? will ship late May 2016

I know, I know. It's about time we do our spin on the classic Turbonegro Cap shirt. This is it! Depending on how this all goes... We may just do every country, instead of just Norway... HEHeHEHEHEHEHEH... Let us know if you would like that, or if you would want this in different colors. You know we take...

Front small yellow logo, back monster full color print.

Front logo print, back Texas Patti print.

Every four years, the world reels with US idiocy. So let's let everyone know we're nihilists. No walls, except to keep us in with all the beer! White T, limited only until mid November. Ships October 1, 2016

Yeah yeah yeah... Norway rules. We get it. But we all love this imagery, even if we haven't had the beer yet. Shipping mid May 2017.

Super clean Turbonegro T that anyone who has seen them recently has seen around the merch booth. It's about time that you grab it up, in case you don't catch 'em soon! Second printing on light grey T. Available mid June 2018.

In cooperation with the WTJT Shop, we offer a shirt about the place in the Turboverse, everyone wants to be, the world-renowned Schlemmereck. The shirts are available in the shop for preorder and only for a limited time. On January 7, we will end the presale and will start sending out the shirts shortly...

Yeah... I've seen how many of these patches have gotten out there. It's time for a T that just says it loud and fucking clear. Expected shipping is mid June 2018.

Pugy Sinner did such a great job on this, that we want to get all of 'em out to you! Original pressing has 2018 US Tour Dates on back.

@runforkover designed this take on the classic record. There is nothing better.

Being the family that we are, we understand that sometimes people fall on some hard times. In the celebration that is Gary Yoxen, this is to throw a bit of help his way, and it's just a rad shirt design anyway! Shipping around June 1, 2020.

Twohawks is amazing . Even though that moniker doesn t fit him well any longer . He designed this epic shirt, with the intention of this being a benefit shirt. We are donating all proceeds to United Help Ukraine. All shirts will ship after 25 April.