CRUSHING OUT OF THE WASTELANDS, BODIES BUILT BY ENDLESS STRIFE & TOIL, BRAINS SHARPENED BY RAW SURVIVAL, THE BARBARIANS HAVE ARRIVED TO CRUSH THE PEWNY SCREEN DIDDLING NERDS THAT NOW CLOG THE EARTH'S PORES. THOUGH BRUTAL & AS SERIOUS AS DEATH, BARBARIANS HAVE MORE FUN.

Aahhhh Chewy! Chewy! Sugar! Honey Honey! You Are My Candy Girl! And I Want You To Blow Me! Pop! Yummy Yummy! You'll Get Love In Your Tummy!!! 3" Embroidered Patch by Goblinko

IN A WORLD FULL OF PHONY BOLOGNA, PLASTIC FROWNS, LYING CLOWNS & FRONT & BACK FALSIES, IT'S TIME TO BEAT THE BOTOX & CUT THE SHIT.

GIMME A BEER PATCH. 4" TALL EMBROIDERED PATCH BY RATCHET PATCHES.

The original coloration of this great design, as a 3 1/2 inch patch! Tell the world you care about as much about them as The Hip Priests do!!!

MONEY IS BETTER THAN POVERTY, IF ONLY FOR FINANCIAL REASONS & HARD WORK IS A VIRTUE UNTO ITSELF, BUT MONEY IS POWER, FREEDOM, A CUSHION, THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL & THE SUM OF ALL BLESSINGS. EITHER WAY - GET RICH QUICK. TAKE THE MONEY & RUN! 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.

I HAVE TASTE THE MAGGOTS IN THE MIND OF THE UNIVERSE - I WAS NOT OFFENDED - FOR I KNEW I HAD TO RISE ABOVE IT ALL - OR DROWN IN MY OWN SHIT. MAGGOT BRAIN. 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH BY RATCHET PATCHES. FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.

YOU THINK THIS A FUCKIN' COSTUME? THIS IS A WAY OF LIFE! 4" X 1.5" EMBROIDERED PATCH FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.

I cannot think of anything better than not needing to say anything to someone, but still communicating. This patch does exactly that!!! -HIGH QUALITY, EMBROIDERED EAT ME! PATCH!

I' ve said it before & I'm gonna say it again!!! You're gonna need to toughen up, get kitted out & start punching through the walls that are keeping us from taking our place in history!!! It's time to raise your leather & stud clad fist & rock & rule!!! Rock&rule!!! 1.5" heavy duty metal & enamel pin...

We have all vowed to not tolerate fascism. Part of the rules! And in this day and age, apparently it is even more important that we stand against it. (Warning: due to the rise of fascism, be aware. These fuckheads speak in violence.)