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Turbonegro “Zonked Out” toba..
We all want to look as cool as Tony, with that pipe smokin goodness. Right? Well, this just has a fake cigarette in it, and will carry all of your organic herbal tobacco... just for when you need it. I know, exciting! These should ship by mid February 2021, so be ready to smell great for Valentine's...
$25.00
Turbo Youth backpatch!
So, I know that I have been harassed about kid s kutten for ages. One of my major hang ups has been that kids grow really quickly. Like really quickly. Why spend a ton of cash on that, when we can just do rad back patches and logo front patches (which do come with this!!! - 3 inch x 2 inch embroidered...
$30.00
Turbonegro face mask
We all know that this shit just isn't going away. We're still going to be dealing with this for the rest of 2020, and moving into 2021. So if you're going to need to cover your sexy face, why not show off you loving Turbonegro while you are at it! The mask size is 11 cm tall by 13 cm wide. The fabric...
$12.00
Pay Me! Patch Set
Love is in the air & it's time to get down to business! Fuck you - pay me. The sweet, straight-forward sentiments on these conversation heart patches will undoubtedly advance whatever fumbling relationship you're trying to move along. Buy the pair &stop dilly-dallying & bust a move. Two 3 embroidered...
$13.00
Blow Me Patch
Aahhhh Chewy! Chewy! Sugar! Honey Honey! You Are My Candy Girl! And I Want You To Blow Me! Pop! Yummy Yummy! You'll Get Love In Your Tummy!!! 3" Embroidered Patch by Goblinko
$8.00
Rock N Rule Pin
I' ve said it before & I'm gonna say it again!!! You're gonna need to toughen up, get kitted out & start punching through the walls that are keeping us from taking our place in history!!! It's time to raise your leather & stud clad fist & rock & rule!!! Rock&rule!!! 1.5" heavy duty metal & enamel pin...
$8.00
Smash Fascism Patch
We have all vowed to not tolerate fascism. Part of the rules! And in this day and age, apparently it is even more important that we stand against it. (Warning: due to the rise of fascism, be aware. These fuckheads speak in violence.)
$8.00
Get Rich Quick Patch
MONEY IS BETTER THAN POVERTY, IF ONLY FOR FINANCIAL REASONS & HARD WORK IS A VIRTUE UNTO ITSELF, BUT MONEY IS POWER, FREEDOM, A CUSHION, THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL & THE SUM OF ALL BLESSINGS. EITHER WAY - GET RICH QUICK. TAKE THE MONEY & RUN! 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.
$8.00
Maggot Brain Patch
I HAVE TASTE THE MAGGOTS IN THE MIND OF THE UNIVERSE - I WAS NOT OFFENDED - FOR I KNEW I HAD TO RISE ABOVE IT ALL - OR DROWN IN MY OWN SHIT. MAGGOT BRAIN. 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH BY RATCHET PATCHES. FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.
$8.00
Barbarians Have More Fun Patch
CRUSHING OUT OF THE WASTELANDS, BODIES BUILT BY ENDLESS STRIFE & TOIL, BRAINS SHARPENED BY RAW SURVIVAL, THE BARBARIANS HAVE ARRIVED TO CRUSH THE PEWNY SCREEN DIDDLING NERDS THAT NOW CLOG THE EARTH'S PORES. THOUGH BRUTAL & AS SERIOUS AS DEATH, BARBARIANS HAVE MORE FUN.
$8.00
Turbojugend Rank/ Position P..
As we continue to make new patches for your rank/ position, we have decided to put these together, under one heading. Just makes it easier for us to not clutter the shop up a bit... Available now: PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, FIRST LADY, ASS SQUAD, CHAPTER SLUT
$8.00
Turbonegro Socks
EEKOE is a company that spawned forth from a load of misfits and ne'erdowells, and they wanted their launch to be Turbonegro. I think it fits well. 100% bamboo fiber, anti fungal, superawesome limited edition. 100 pairs of navy, 666 pairs of black available. Sized in US shoe sizes.\ Size Small:...
$12.00
TJ VS Racism Patch
Basically, yeah. No comment is really necessary in explaining that overall, racism is a bygone institution. On the other hand, all of us still deal with a load of bad mongos who think that it's something to support. Screw them.
$8.00
Turbonegro Belt Buckle
Yep. Reason we hadn't remade this shirt is this shiny 75mm circle buckle of awesomeness. Pink enamel in a solid black buckle. Uh oh... Now you have choices to make. Do you want the classic Vaya Con Satan design or the Turbonegro Cap design... resting right above that crotch of yours? Vaya is 75 mm in...
$20.00