That classic shirt that you've been wearing for years... Yeah, I know you have those. Replace it with one of these! Or just replace that old Hip Priests shirt with the hole in the armpit with it... Tultex Black 100% Cotton

Every four years, the world reels with US idiocy. So let's let everyone know we're nihilists. No walls, except to keep us in with all the beer! White T, limited only until mid November. Ships October 1, 2016

Yep. We're going way back here. If you got into the TJ because of some skateboard show, you most likely don't know what this refers to. Tultex Black 100% cotton T shirt (Gold Sparkle Print!) Autumn 2012 Design

I'm not even going to say anything about this. You want it, you got it! Black shirt, Teal/grey print! Grab 'em while you can! Anvil men's/ Tultex women's Black 100% cotton T shirt Autumn 2012 Design Third printing - Aquatic green on black -Women's Large, Men's Small Fourth printing - Teal blue/green...

And Mr. Show shows all of us what he can do with this rad shirt! Check it out!

Gildan Soft Style, Black, Short Sleeved. Support Tony's rise with plastering his eye on your chest! Summer 2012 Design

If one shirt said it all... Well... This is it!!! Now available in Heather Grey shirt, with blue and black print! 100% Cotton Tultex Black T - Spring 2013 design (will be shipped by end of November 2013)

Iggy nails another one! When your kutte is on, all you see is that glorious bright print TURBOJUGEND... when you need to run around without that denim armour, everyone knows you got a monkey on your back! (and you most likely feel a little naked...) Blue on the guy's sizes, pink on the girl's! 100% black...

Gildan Soft Style, Black, Short Sleeved. You wanna show how much of a tourist you are for Deathpunk? Do it while sporting this shirt! Summer 2012 Design Second pressing pink/ purple print Summer 2015

You love that old single, right? Show how much to everyone with this new take on the Baphomet! Winter 2013 reprint: Red VAYA CON SATAN on black shirt. All girl's sizes are on a super soft ribbed stretchy 'Sailor beater' style tank top. All dudes are on Anvil cotton. Summer 2012 Design

Yep. LivingDead Iggy brought it to us again bruthas and sistas! Front lettering, back has the design you love. Tultex Black 100% cotton T shirt Autumn 2012 Design

These are the leftovers from Punk Rock Bowling 2015. No more of these will be made!!! Design by Chuck Destruction and Dougie Duerring for Contraband Merch and Brown Coat Media.

We have been asked over and over to redo the old design of this, so here is our rendition. Keeping with adjusting all old designs to update them to our newer clever sensibilities, we have updated this to involve our effete tastes upon dining. Just remember: Dirty Dudes Don't Dine Cheap. Third printing...

Yep... The other http://www.tvangstroye.no/ baseball T design, Tony's eye, going all crazy, and truly showing you how to get worms... HOT DOGS!!! Black T, full color, shipping January 29, 2015.

New single out November 2015!!! It's been three years since we have been gifted with Sexual Harassment, and now it's time to get Hot For the Teacher of Nihilism!!! https://turbonegro.lnk.to/HotForNietzsche

We all know what they are up to. We have for ages. Panama papers be damned, but where is the fucking cash? will ship late May 2016

Something simple, you say? Well, here you are then! Just a simple take on this classic pin up poster, with anchors and stars... and... and...

New single! New T! Woo! It is definitely time for you to give in to your SPECIAL EDUCATION!

We have all seen the weird Hank shirts... and really, do we need that? Not really. What do we really need? A front man who knows how to party!!! And we have the Duke Of Nothing for that! Ships mid October 2015.

Yeah yeah yeah... Norway rules. We get it. But we all love this imagery, even if we haven't had the beer yet. Shipping mid May 2017.

You have had plenty of time to grab up the baseball style of these from http://www.tvangstroye.no/ but now we have this awesome Sean Aasberg design on a black t. 'Bout time, I know!!! Expected ship date of January 29th, 2016

This promo photo was great. Just the dudes after NYC in 2012... First print 2013 -white Second print 2014 - purple Third print 2015 - flesh

We've all seen this video, right? And right in there is Nick Gazin's/ Jazzy Goodtimes' (TJ New York City) Turbonegro and I Got A Knife design... he has been willing to toss us the design for some rad shirts, and we are definitely appreciative! Bright green or orange 'I got a knife' on front, and TURBONEGRO...

Just off the US tour, and right before that, Tony hits me up with this rad new design. Currently we'll be doing this with a super rad Navy T, and white print. Ready to sail out in style! Navy Gilden. Blue Rope/ Anchor centered and large! TURBONEGRO block print in blue on back. Third printing ships as...

Yes, some of you may recognize this logo... Or at least I hope you do. Heather grey Tultex T with black print. Only so many of these little guys getting made...

Psst... We've had these for a while... and no one asked about 'em... BUT HERE THEY ARE! Sexual Harassment cover T! 100% Cotton Gildan black T shirt

Yep. BOO! TURBONEGRO! BOO! We all love irony, and this shirt thumbs it up on irony, in bright yellow or olive green or cranberry !

Sitting over dinner with Tony, and he shoots me this idea... So... Dougie (TJ Maya Con Satan & TJ Iron City) gets handed this, and within minutes, Tony gets the chance to see it. And he's been getting on my ass about it since! Available until 30 August 2013 for Pre Order 100% Cotton Black Anvil T

Yep. The one thing missing from the below video is these sexy black shirts with white print. I know you don't have too many black shirts with white print already... Guy's T has large logo front, and small logo left sleeve. Girl's T has small logo front, large logo back. New sizes available in blue...

Being the family that we are, we understand that sometimes people fall on some hard times. In the celebration that is Gary Yoxen, this is to throw a bit of help his way, and it's just a rad shirt design anyway! Shipping around June 1, 2020.

Twohawks is amazing . Even though that moniker doesn t fit him well any longer . He designed this epic shirt, with the intention of this being a benefit shirt. We are donating all proceeds to United Help Ukraine. All shirts will ship after 25 April.

You know you want to advertise how much everyone around you better be Loving It ToDeathpunk! Third pressing on Ladies Racerback Tanks only. Shipping mid June 2018.

In cooperation with the WTJT Shop, we offer a shirt about the place in the Turboverse, everyone wants to be, the world-renowned Schlemmereck. The shirts are available in the shop for preorder and only for a limited time. On January 7, we will end the presale and will start sending out the shirts shortly...

Yeah... I've seen how many of these patches have gotten out there. It's time for a T that just says it loud and fucking clear. Expected shipping is mid June 2018.

Any of you that witnessed what got brought to WTJT 8 has been losing their shit over this LDI design. No more black shirts, just full on color! Fifth pressing in pink on black, available mid June 2018. Tultex 100% cotton T shirt Autumn 2012 Design

Yep. Jack Gregory did wonders with the Vans/ Volcom 7 inch cover... So we shirted it on up! For a limited time, available with the 'Live at The House of Vans' 7 inch vinyl as a bonus! No back print. 100% cotton black Gildan T shirt

Pugy Sinner did such a great job on this, that we want to get all of 'em out to you! Original pressing has 2018 US Tour Dates on back.

I know, I know. It's about time we do our spin on the classic Turbonegro Cap shirt. This is it! Depending on how this all goes... We may just do every country, instead of just Norway... HEHeHEHEHEHEHEH... Let us know if you would like that, or if you would want this in different colors. You know we take...

Super clean Turbonegro T that anyone who has seen them recently has seen around the merch booth. It's about time that you grab it up, in case you don't catch 'em soon! Second printing on light grey T. Available mid June 2018.

@runforkover designed this take on the classic record. There is nothing better.

Much like the German Shepherd, this T is all over the place. But it's back by popular demand! Available once printing is finished, which should be September 2018.

New design for all you horror minded... Because really, what's more frightening than Turbonegro? Charcoal grey sweatshirts for Winter 2014, T shirts will be available Spring 2015

This design has been the most over done and continuously bootlegged shirts Turbonegro has ever done. So we changed it a little, and now make it official again, dammit. Crimson print June 2018 Pink on black January 2019 Sexy drooling german shepherd in crimson print on white t or hot hot pink on...

This little Sketchy Tank design is just simple and rad. Super rad actually. We will be trying this in a load of different colors over the next couple months, so keep your eyes out! Current color is a crimson on black T.

This rad little CRIMSON printing on a black T has been running around in Ole Nymoen's (Heksed) head for a while, and Tony helped him get that brain enema handled! Tultex 100% cotton T - 2018 print in crimson red on black

This design was done in 2009 for a couple California shows, but we are bringing it back into play for everyone to enjoy! Red/ white/ black fourth printing shipping mid June 2018 100% cotton Tultex/ Contraband T. Multi color front, white back print

Classy and simple. That's what the Golden Goddess is...

Copstabber has been destroying the East Coast, and now you can announce your opinion of law enforcement... Right here!

Here's a mini Tesco, doing his favorite things... aiming his pistol... And it's all yours, on a black T with white ink!