We all want to look as cool as Tony, with that pipe smokin goodness. Right? Well, this just has a fake cigarette in it, and will carry all of your organic herbal tobacco... just for when you need it. I know, exciting! These should ship by mid February 2021, so be ready to smell great for Valentine's...

So, I know that I have been harassed about kid s kutten for ages. One of my major hang ups has been that kids grow really quickly. Like really quickly. Why spend a ton of cash on that, when we can just do rad back patches and logo front patches (which do come with this!!! - 3 inch x 2 inch embroidered...

Yes, you are a fancy individual. Of course you are. You look at the fashion of Tony Sylvester, and you know you can pull off short shorts and striped tube socks. Of course you can. But do you enjoy the finer things in life? Such as the occasional sniffer full of... snuff, right? Right?

We all know that this shit just isn't going away. We're still going to be dealing with this for the rest of 2020, and moving into 2021. So if you're going to need to cover your sexy face, why not show off you loving Turbonegro while you are at it! The mask size is 11 cm tall by 13 cm wide. The fabric...

The importance of self-sufficiency can't be argued enough. The ability to do it yourself is the key to individual emancipation & approaching life on your own terms. Do it yourself is a durable, 3" embroidered patch by Goblinko.

Love is in the air & it's time to get down to business! Fuck you - pay me. The sweet, straight-forward sentiments on these conversation heart patches will undoubtedly advance whatever fumbling relationship you're trying to move along. Buy the pair &stop dilly-dallying & bust a move. Two 3 embroidered...

"Only the dead have seen the end of war" -plato "i support everyone's troops" -the grim reaper 3 embroidered patch by Goblinko

I'm gonna take out my wiener out of your buns & you're gonna suck it! Delicious hot dog patch with "suck it!" written in mustard. Fresh from coney island. Embroidered patch by Goblinko

Aahhhh Chewy! Chewy! Sugar! Honey Honey! You Are My Candy Girl! And I Want You To Blow Me! Pop! Yummy Yummy! You'll Get Love In Your Tummy!!! 3" Embroidered Patch by Goblinko

I' ve said it before & I'm gonna say it again!!! You're gonna need to toughen up, get kitted out & start punching through the walls that are keeping us from taking our place in history!!! It's time to raise your leather & stud clad fist & rock & rule!!! Rock&rule!!! 1.5" heavy duty metal & enamel pin...

Hooligan Skateboards did a fucking wonder on these!!! Super rad Apocalypse Dudes anniversary image on this incredibly limited run! 32" x 9"

We have all vowed to not tolerate fascism. Part of the rules! And in this day and age, apparently it is even more important that we stand against it. (Warning: due to the rise of fascism, be aware. These fuckheads speak in violence.)

MONEY IS BETTER THAN POVERTY, IF ONLY FOR FINANCIAL REASONS & HARD WORK IS A VIRTUE UNTO ITSELF, BUT MONEY IS POWER, FREEDOM, A CUSHION, THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL & THE SUM OF ALL BLESSINGS. EITHER WAY - GET RICH QUICK. TAKE THE MONEY & RUN! 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.

YOU THINK THIS A FUCKIN' COSTUME? THIS IS A WAY OF LIFE! 4" X 1.5" EMBROIDERED PATCH FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.

I HAVE TASTE THE MAGGOTS IN THE MIND OF THE UNIVERSE - I WAS NOT OFFENDED - FOR I KNEW I HAD TO RISE ABOVE IT ALL - OR DROWN IN MY OWN SHIT. MAGGOT BRAIN. 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH BY RATCHET PATCHES. FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.

SIT ON MY FACE! THE HOTTEST ACTION IN TOWN RETURNS IN A NEW SILVER & BLACK MODEL!!! PIN: 1.25" HEAVY DUTY METAL & ENAMEL PIN WITH EPOXY COATING & TWO RUBBER CLUTCHES.

The original coloration of this great design, as a 3 1/2 inch patch! Tell the world you care about as much about them as The Hip Priests do!!!

CRUSHING OUT OF THE WASTELANDS, BODIES BUILT BY ENDLESS STRIFE & TOIL, BRAINS SHARPENED BY RAW SURVIVAL, THE BARBARIANS HAVE ARRIVED TO CRUSH THE PEWNY SCREEN DIDDLING NERDS THAT NOW CLOG THE EARTH'S PORES. THOUGH BRUTAL & AS SERIOUS AS DEATH, BARBARIANS HAVE MORE FUN.

IN A WORLD FULL OF PHONY BOLOGNA, PLASTIC FROWNS, LYING CLOWNS & FRONT & BACK FALSIES, IT'S TIME TO BEAT THE BOTOX & CUT THE SHIT.

GIMME A BEER PATCH. 4" TALL EMBROIDERED PATCH BY RATCHET PATCHES.

THE SEVERED HAND OF THE NECROMANCER IS STILL DISHING IT OUT FROM BEYOND THE VEIL. WEAR THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE NECROMANCER & SAY FUCK YOU TO THE LIVING! BY PINEAPPLE PINS! 1.3" HEAVY DUTY ENAMEL PIN WITH EPOXY COATING & RUBBER CLUTCH.

THE MESSAGE IS CLEAR. SCREW U. 1.25" HEAVY DUTY METAL & ENAMEL PIN WITH EPOXY COATING & TWO RUBBER CLUTCHES. BY PINEAPPLE PINS.

As we continue to make new patches for your rank/ position, we have decided to put these together, under one heading. Just makes it easier for us to not clutter the shop up a bit... Available now: PRESIDENT, VICE PRESIDENT, FIRST LADY, ASS SQUAD, CHAPTER SLUT

I had one of these, once upon a time, ages ago... But now they are back! Grab one while you can!

If any of you have not met the epic Erik Sandquist, hailing from Gothenburg, but now in Copenhagen, you are missing out. This wonderful gentleman is an amazing artist, jeweler, and sculptor. He offered doing these for us at WTJT '14, and really just wants them into your hands. On your PINKY to be...

EEKOE is a company that spawned forth from a load of misfits and ne'erdowells, and they wanted their launch to be Turbonegro. I think it fits well. 100% bamboo fiber, anti fungal, superawesome limited edition. 100 pairs of navy, 666 pairs of black available. Sized in US shoe sizes.\ Size Small:...

AN UNSEEN HAND ANIMATES THE ROCK&ROLL MONSTER AS IT LUMBERS DOWN THE STREET, GIVING WINE TO YOUNG STRUMPETS, JOINTS TO CHILDREN, LSD TO UPTIGHT COLLEGE STUDENTS & FINGER BANGING ANY HOLE THAT EVEN BEGINS TO GIVE. CLAD IN DENIM, LEATHER, STUDS & CHAINS, CHEWING BUBBLEGUM & BELCHING SMOKE. THE DRIVING...

THIS PARTY SUCKS - I'M JUST HERE FOR THE BEER! 1.4" HEAVY DUTY ENAMEL PIN WITH EPOXY COATING & 2 RUBBER CLUTCH BACK PINS.

All has been quiet on the Norwegian front recently... but 2014 was still a great year for amazing shows, and we all know that the boys have been enjoying themselves thoroughly...

HE CAN OPEN UP A BOTTLE - HE CAN OPEN UP A CAN - HE CAN OPEN UP A CARDBOARD BOX - HE CAN OPEN UP A MAN. HE CAN CUT THROUGH LEATHER - KEEP YOU UP FOR DAYS - GIVE YOU GRIP ON ICE - OR HE CAN SLASH YOUR PRETTY FACE - HE WILL UTILIZE YOU - HE WILL BRUTALIZE YOU - HE S GOT A WILL OF HIS OWN - HEY MAN, I GOT...

Basically, yeah. No comment is really necessary in explaining that overall, racism is a bygone institution. On the other hand, all of us still deal with a load of bad mongos who think that it's something to support. Screw them.

Measuring in at 10cm by 2cm wide, we have the new DEATH PUNK patch for y'all!!! Gimme gimme gimme...

WE ARE SURROUNDED - INCREASINGLY - BY SMALL-MINDED, AGGRESSIVELY IGNORANT CONFORMISTS LOOKING TO SMASH OUT ALL OUTLIERS FROM THEIR ROAD TO TOTAL CONTROL. THIS PATCH IS A KNIFE THROUGH THEIR BRAINS. FUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK.

I cannot think of anything better than not needing to say anything to someone, but still communicating. This patch does exactly that!!! -HIGH QUALITY, EMBROIDERED EAT ME! PATCH!

Yep... All the early 2014 record covers, in a little package...

Almost everyone is jealous of Laure Elliot's Scandi Leather ring. We've all seen it. We know it rules. Seventh Circle Artworks is happy to present that same ring, in pure sterling silver, with a very small cap etched underneath, and with your warrior name etched along the inside. These are shipped directly...

I TRIED TO BE PART OF THE SCENE. BOUGHT ALL THE RECORDS & MAGAZINES. BUT ALL THE KIDS THEY PUT ME DOWN. LAUGHED AND SAID I WAS A CLOWN. SAID THEY DIDN'T WANT ME AROUND. MADE ME FEEL SO ALL ALONE. BUT NOW I'M BACK WITH A BANG. I'VE GOT MY OWN LEATHER GANG. AND ALL OF THEM ARE MEN. AND DENIM'S BACK AGAIN!...

T'S TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!! PIZZA!!! YOU'RE A CUT ABOVE THE REST, YOU'RE A CHEESIER SLICE, YOUR PEPPERONI EYES ARE REDDER & WETTER. YOU'RE A STREET PIZZA, RUNNING WILD IN THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT. YOU'RE A WILD CHILD, SLICING INTO THE PIE OF LIFE. YOU'RE A PIZZA KNIFE!!! 3" EMBROIDERED...

2013 has been a busy year for Turbonegro. We can all remember... no, no we cannot. But we can attempt to remember it with this five button set!

All the little designs that came up for Against The Grain's Surrounded By Snakes record wrapped up in one button set! Woo!

And now you too can hide your face like the Mafioso! Behind this super awesome detailed silk screened 46 cm x 46 cm (18 in x 18 in) bandana! Tie it off, turn it up, and remember... nobody rides for free!

Self Destructo Records releases SDR001 - 005 album covers! All on buttons! Woo! The Progenitors 'Progenesis I', Jonny Manak & The Depressives 'Primitive Sounds...', Against The Grain 'Surrounded By Snakes', Omega Motherfuckers, and Jonny Manak & The Depressives/ The Hip Priests 'Seven Inches' split seven...

Yep. Reason we hadn't remade this shirt is this shiny 75mm circle buckle of awesomeness. Pink enamel in a solid black buckle. Uh oh... Now you have choices to make. Do you want the classic Vaya Con Satan design or the Turbonegro Cap design... resting right above that crotch of yours? Vaya is 75 mm in...

You know how those Canadians are... Oh, you don't? Well, they're really polite. Here's to the most hard rockin' and polite world tearing apart band in Canada... 5 solid buttons that you can toss almost anywhere!

All the Spring 2013 shirts! In button format! Grab 'em up before I get sick of making these silly things!

Yep! All the Jesus Hates The Hip Priests stuff is up and on! Including this 5 button set... And yes, there is a secret one that you'll get with this!

Yep. Just for all of your precious sensibilities... or sensitivities... I forget which... TURBOJUGEND WORLDWIDE, in the Sexual Harassment font... Black patch, pretty lil pink embroidery. 4.5in. x 1.25in. (11.4cm x 3.175cm)

You know you do too... Everyone wants to f k the priests... So tell that to anyone who doesn't already know them with this 4' x 2.5' (10 cm x 6.2 cm) patch!

Yep, Duncan has shown these off, and I know those Power kids have sent 'em all over... But now you can get your own!

The Hip Priests Buttons! 5 to a pack, just like 5 strings to a guit... well... I'm sure they've broken one or two strings in their time...