According to Tom, the band has been trying to make the most ridiculous merchandise for ages... and this is definitely on that list. Pandaemon talked me out of doing tie dye, so we did white. Maybe we'll do something worse later... Shipping out sometime in September 2022, as screen printers are taking...

Twohawks is amazing . Even though that moniker doesn t fit him well any longer . He designed this epic shirt, with the intention of this being a benefit shirt. We are donating all proceeds to United Help Ukraine. All shirts will ship after 25 April.

We all want to look as cool as Tony, with that pipe smokin goodness. Right? Well, this just has a fake cigarette in it, and will carry all of your organic herbal tobacco... just for when you need it. I know, exciting! These should ship by mid February 2021, so be ready to smell great for Valentine's...

So, I know that I have been harassed about kid s kutten for ages. One of my major hang ups has been that kids grow really quickly. Like really quickly. Why spend a ton of cash on that, when we can just do rad back patches and logo front patches (which do come with this!!! - 3 inch x 2 inch embroidered...

We all know that this shit just isn't going away. We're still going to be dealing with this for the rest of 2020, and moving into 2021. So if you're going to need to cover your sexy face, why not show off you loving Turbonegro while you are at it! The mask size is 11 cm tall by 13 cm wide. The fabric...

Being the family that we are, we understand that sometimes people fall on some hard times. In the celebration that is Gary Yoxen, this is to throw a bit of help his way, and it's just a rad shirt design anyway! Shipping around June 1, 2020.

@runforkover designed this take on the classic record. There is nothing better.

The Debut 7 inch from the UK's More Kicks. Featuring members of The Speedways, Los Pepes, and Suspect Parts. 3 stellar tracks of 60's tinged power pop that is so good you won't take it off your turntable for weeks. Available in standard black and super limited white base with red and black splatter ...

Two amazing unreleased tracks by King Mastino and Svartanatt . 250 hand numbered copies with eye popping art work by Riccardo Bucchioni. 100 copies on black. 100 copies on opaque yellow gold. And a super limited edition of 50 copies on clear with black gold splatter with 2 die cut logo pins

If you re not already familiar with Baltimore s Ravagers, they feature members of RMBLR and The Biters, so you already know it s kick ass dirty rock and roll. Since forming in 2014 they ve been keeping busy. They ve toured the US/Canada , supported The Damned, Slaughter And The Dogs, CockSparrer, UK...

Pugy Sinner did such a great job on this, that we want to get all of 'em out to you! Original pressing has 2018 US Tour Dates on back.

Yep. Like it or not, Turbonegro has a new LP out. You know, as well as I do, that you'll feel like a giant turd for not having it in your collection, especially a decade from now. Grab an advance copy of it! This will be shipping for an expected arrival on the release date of March 2, 2018, almost...

Yeah... I've seen how many of these patches have gotten out there. It's time for a T that just says it loud and fucking clear. Expected shipping is mid June 2018.

In cooperation with the WTJT Shop, we offer a shirt about the place in the Turboverse, everyone wants to be, the world-renowned Schlemmereck. The shirts are available in the shop for preorder and only for a limited time. On January 7, we will end the presale and will start sending out the shirts shortly...

A ripper EP by Stockholm's unfavorite sons, Zero Zero. If you haven't taken the time, give it a spin. You won't be disappointed. I Hate Zero Zero by Zero Zero

No reason to describe this too much. Great rock from Houston TX and the legendary Electric Frankenstein. Grab it all up before it is gone!

Third release of hyper-charged pogo-punk from the Chicago band who have spent 3 years touring nationally with The Adicts, The Vibrators and The Cute Lepers. For fans of Angry Samoans, U.S. Bombs, The Briefs. Street date Septemeber 1st, 2017.

Here's the first single from the upcomming Wankers album. 500 copies in black wax.

Five killer tracks on a beautiful grey 7"! Three new ones from San Jose's favorite misfits, and Houston's supreme hate fuckers, The Satanic Overlords! These will ship mid May 2017.

Ten years that we have dealt with those wankers in The Hip Priests. Our buddies at Self Destructo Records and Ghost Highway Records put together all of those annoying limited edition singles, and put 'em on one compilation. One CD or Two LPs, and you get all the limited awesomeness. On the other hand,...

If your looking for some good ole classic dirt nasty punk rock then The Philly based band Riverside Odds is for you! The boys deliver the goods on their latest effort titled Let The Mayhem Begin. This album has become a personal drinking soundtrack for me. It seems like every time I Blast! It I found...

Madison, Wisconsin has one rock band that has been leaving crowds stunned for years, and that is Brainerd. Being stunned by virtuoso playing, blending rock n roll, glam, punk, and metal together, and even sometimes doing it well, just shows that Brainerd has existed for ages, and people still know exactly...

Pulled Pork, the third album from Copstabber on Self Destructo Records, somehow manages to raise the bar even higher than their previous releases. Featuring catchy tunes like "Fuck School, Stay in Drugs", "Living to Die" and "I Love Being a Scumbag" - the Copsabber guys go for the throat on this release....

Spaghetty Town Records brings forth one of the better kept secrets of the South American punk scene with Uruguayan stalwarts Motosierra making their US label debut in the form of a 7 EP entitled Buzo Nuevo/La Marcos . These guys have been releasing records and antagonizing the South American and European...

New material from Oslo's almighty RAZORBATS!!! Check out their continuation of reminding you of the great history of rock n roll, with three new tracks, all of which will remind you of the greatest part of the 70s and 80s... and I'm not talking about Maggie Thatcher or Reaganomics. Limited to 150...

A Side: Harden The Fuck Up B Side: Bad Moon Rising White Vinyl

Front logo print, back Texas Patti print.

Front small yellow logo, back monster full color print.

After four long years of perfecting the Deathpunk kutte, we now present to you... (drumroll?) Tight Jeans and Loose Leash denim jeans!!! Both are made of the same resilient cotton denim as the kutte is, with the Tight Jeans fitting similar to a Levi's 511 and the Loose Leash fitting like a Levi's...

I know, I know. It's about time we do our spin on the classic Turbonegro Cap shirt. This is it! Depending on how this all goes... We may just do every country, instead of just Norway... HEHeHEHEHEHEHEH... Let us know if you would like that, or if you would want this in different colors. You know we take...

A new scorching single from St. Pauli sailors, Lucifer Star Machine! B side a Youth Brigade cover! Formed in London in 2002, Lucifer Star Machine quickly and has continually made their mark with releases and as a live incitement. 2004 saw the release of debut single Death Baby , a roar produced by Rat...

Hamburg sailors by way of the UK, LUCIFER STAR MACHINE, is taking over in Northern Germany! If you get the chance, you best check 'em out now, or you won't have the chance to get close to these rock n rollers!

Typically when bands progress past their booking demo stage, we find the music becoming more refined, more thought out, and well... better. Though The Sorority have indeed gone through the motions of spending more than three days to write and record an album, somehow we are left with a record displaying...

With Camp Rock being released recently, we thought that you should have a Sean Aaberg designed monster to cover your filthy back!

Here's a mini Tesco, doing his favorite things... aiming his pistol... And it's all yours, on a black T with white ink!

You know that Tesco Vee and The Meatmen have their entire goal to offend everyone possible... Which includes pointing out that The Beatles are well and done for. TWO DOWN, TWO TO GO!!!

Pope on a rope! Your favorite record from The Meatmen! Full color cover on a charcoal T!

Formed in deepest Derbyshire in 2010, EPIC PROBLEM are a great new band, taking influences from the likes of THE RUTS, LEATHERFACE, JAWBREAKER and many more, they are the latest in a rich stream of bands from the North of England to specialise in gritty melodic punk rock. Featuring Mackie, from punk...

This is another of the great shirts, hell, I've had one for almost a decade now. You can grab one up too!

The boys in black had these ages ago, ran out, and are letting us get them out to you before they grace the stages at Speedfest! Time to destroy! Shipping early November 2015.

Churning out their brand of punk rock 'n' roll for nearly half a decade, Guelph, Ontario's The Nasties have quickly overtaken the world of steely, aggressive, turbocharged music. Signing to legendary punk staple D.O.A.'s Sudden Death Records, The Nasties release inaugural fulllength album Discipline....

Do you know Mark The Dark? You don't? Really? Crude Caress is Mark's old school hardcore band. Simple, driving rhythms, loads of good political lyrics, and a dash of anger here and there. It's a good CD, and really worth while to check these guys out to see what's under the Hoff in German punk rock/...

Oslo, Norway s Hard Rocking Razorbats return with their new anthem Kids of the 70 s . Evoking Alice Cooper, Van Halen, KISS & Cheap Trick, making this truly a track for Kids of the 70 s in reality & spirit. This is Turbo Rock, but the Razorbats have really made it their own & we love their previous Self...

On October 13th, Self Destructo Records will release the debut album by You Know Who on five hundred pieces of all white vinyl that are packaged in hand numbered silk screened covers with design and illustration created by graphic artist Casey Howard. Recorded and mixed at Dead End Studios in Palm Desert,...

This straight up rock band from Guadalajara blends the classic rock feel into a speedrock base, and out comes the newest from these bad ass dudes, "Bajo La Influencia"!

Copstabber has been destroying the East Coast, and now you can announce your opinion of law enforcement... Right here!

This soon to be classic imagery from You Know Who's first record!

The iconic ATG cover from 2015's "Road Warriors"! Original cover print available, or to celebrate the repress on cosmic blue vinyl, also available with blue and white print!