According to Tom, the band has been trying to make the most ridiculous merchandise for ages... and this is definitely on that list. Pandaemon talked me out of doing tie dye, so we did white. Maybe we'll do something worse later... Shipping out sometime in September 2022, as screen printers are taking...

These are the leftovers from Punk Rock Bowling 2015. No more of these will be made!!! Design by Chuck Destruction and Dougie Duerring for Contraband Merch and Brown Coat Media.

Something simple, you say? Well, here you are then! Just a simple take on this classic pin up poster, with anchors and stars... and... and...

We have all seen the weird Hank shirts... and really, do we need that? Not really. What do we really need? A front man who knows how to party!!! And we have the Duke Of Nothing for that! Ships mid October 2015.