Pork Magazine

Pork Magazine is one of the truly gnarly things that comes out of the US of A.  Keeping with sensible humour, politically correct thought processes...

Wait... No.  Pork is all the great shit that we all love, and it's in an oversized newsprint style!  Offend everyone!  Get rid of the powers that be through the love and care of the great Porku!

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17 product(s) found for "Pork Magazine"
Do It Yourself Patch
The importance of self-sufficiency can't be argued enough. The ability to do it yourself is the key to individual emancipation & approaching life on your own terms. Do it yourself is a durable, 3" embroidered patch by Goblinko.
$8.00
Pay Me! Patch Set
Love is in the air & it's time to get down to business! Fuck you - pay me. The sweet, straight-forward sentiments on these conversation heart patches will undoubtedly advance whatever fumbling relationship you're trying to move along. Buy the pair &stop dilly-dallying & bust a move. Two 3 embroidered...
$13.00
Suck It! Patch
I'm gonna take out my wiener out of your buns & you're gonna suck it! Delicious hot dog patch with "suck it!" written in mustard. Fresh from coney island. Embroidered patch by Goblinko
$8.00
Blow Me Patch
Aahhhh Chewy! Chewy! Sugar! Honey Honey! You Are My Candy Girl! And I Want You To Blow Me! Pop! Yummy Yummy! You'll Get Love In Your Tummy!!! 3" Embroidered Patch by Goblinko
$8.00
Rock N Rule Pin
I' ve said it before & I'm gonna say it again!!! You're gonna need to toughen up, get kitted out & start punching through the walls that are keeping us from taking our place in history!!! It's time to raise your leather & stud clad fist & rock & rule!!! Rock&rule!!! 1.5" heavy duty metal & enamel pin...
$8.00
Get Rich Quick Patch
MONEY IS BETTER THAN POVERTY, IF ONLY FOR FINANCIAL REASONS & HARD WORK IS A VIRTUE UNTO ITSELF, BUT MONEY IS POWER, FREEDOM, A CUSHION, THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL & THE SUM OF ALL BLESSINGS. EITHER WAY - GET RICH QUICK. TAKE THE MONEY & RUN! 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.
$8.00
Maggot Brain Patch
I HAVE TASTE THE MAGGOTS IN THE MIND OF THE UNIVERSE - I WAS NOT OFFENDED - FOR I KNEW I HAD TO RISE ABOVE IT ALL - OR DROWN IN MY OWN SHIT. MAGGOT BRAIN. 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH BY RATCHET PATCHES. FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.
$8.00
Barbarians Have More Fun Patch
CRUSHING OUT OF THE WASTELANDS, BODIES BUILT BY ENDLESS STRIFE & TOIL, BRAINS SHARPENED BY RAW SURVIVAL, THE BARBARIANS HAVE ARRIVED TO CRUSH THE PEWNY SCREEN DIDDLING NERDS THAT NOW CLOG THE EARTH'S PORES. THOUGH BRUTAL & AS SERIOUS AS DEATH, BARBARIANS HAVE MORE FUN.
$8.00
Middle Finger Pin
THE SEVERED HAND OF THE NECROMANCER IS STILL DISHING IT OUT FROM BEYOND THE VEIL. WEAR THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE NECROMANCER & SAY FUCK YOU TO THE LIVING! BY PINEAPPLE PINS! 1.3" HEAVY DUTY ENAMEL PIN WITH EPOXY COATING & RUBBER CLUTCH.
$8.00
Denim Demon Patch
I TRIED TO BE PART OF THE SCENE. BOUGHT ALL THE RECORDS & MAGAZINES. BUT ALL THE KIDS THEY PUT ME DOWN. LAUGHED AND SAID I WAS A CLOWN. SAID THEY DIDN'T WANT ME AROUND. MADE ME FEEL SO ALL ALONE. BUT NOW I'M BACK WITH A BANG. I'VE GOT MY OWN LEATHER GANG. AND ALL OF THEM ARE MEN. AND DENIM'S BACK AGAIN!...
$6.00
Pizza Knife Patch / Pin
T'S TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!! PIZZA!!! YOU'RE A CUT ABOVE THE REST, YOU'RE A CHEESIER SLICE, YOUR PEPPERONI EYES ARE REDDER & WETTER. YOU'RE A STREET PIZZA, RUNNING WILD IN THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT. YOU'RE A WILD CHILD, SLICING INTO THE PIE OF LIFE. YOU'RE A PIZZA KNIFE!!! 3" EMBROIDERED...
$8.00