Pork Magazine

Pork Magazine is one of the truly gnarly things that comes out of the US of A.  Keeping with sensible humour, politically correct thought processes...

Wait... No.  Pork is all the great shit that we all love, and it's in an oversized newsprint style!  Offend everyone!  Get rid of the powers that be through the love and care of the great Porku!

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9 product(s) found for "Pork Magazine"
Get Rich Quick Patch
MONEY IS BETTER THAN POVERTY, IF ONLY FOR FINANCIAL REASONS & HARD WORK IS A VIRTUE UNTO ITSELF, BUT MONEY IS POWER, FREEDOM, A CUSHION, THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL & THE SUM OF ALL BLESSINGS. EITHER WAY - GET RICH QUICK. TAKE THE MONEY & RUN! 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.
$8.00
Maggot Brain Patch
I HAVE TASTE THE MAGGOTS IN THE MIND OF THE UNIVERSE - I WAS NOT OFFENDED - FOR I KNEW I HAD TO RISE ABOVE IT ALL - OR DROWN IN MY OWN SHIT. MAGGOT BRAIN. 3" EMBROIDERED PATCH BY RATCHET PATCHES. FROM THE GOBLINKO MEGAMALL.
$8.00
Barbarians Have More Fun Patch
CRUSHING OUT OF THE WASTELANDS, BODIES BUILT BY ENDLESS STRIFE & TOIL, BRAINS SHARPENED BY RAW SURVIVAL, THE BARBARIANS HAVE ARRIVED TO CRUSH THE PEWNY SCREEN DIDDLING NERDS THAT NOW CLOG THE EARTH'S PORES. THOUGH BRUTAL & AS SERIOUS AS DEATH, BARBARIANS HAVE MORE FUN.
$8.00
Middle Finger Pin
THE SEVERED HAND OF THE NECROMANCER IS STILL DISHING IT OUT FROM BEYOND THE VEIL. WEAR THE MIDDLE FINGER OF THE NECROMANCER & SAY FUCK YOU TO THE LIVING! BY PINEAPPLE PINS! 1.3" HEAVY DUTY ENAMEL PIN WITH EPOXY COATING & RUBBER CLUTCH.
$8.00
Fuck What People Think Patch
WE ARE SURROUNDED - INCREASINGLY - BY SMALL-MINDED, AGGRESSIVELY IGNORANT CONFORMISTS LOOKING TO SMASH OUT ALL OUTLIERS FROM THEIR ROAD TO TOTAL CONTROL. THIS PATCH IS A KNIFE THROUGH THEIR BRAINS. FUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK.
$8.00
Eat Me Patch
I cannot think of anything better than not needing to say anything to someone, but still communicating. This patch does exactly that!!! -HIGH QUALITY, EMBROIDERED EAT ME! PATCH!
$8.00
Pizza Knife Patch / Pin
T'S TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD WHAT YOU'RE MADE OF!!! PIZZA!!! YOU'RE A CUT ABOVE THE REST, YOU'RE A CHEESIER SLICE, YOUR PEPPERONI EYES ARE REDDER & WETTER. YOU'RE A STREET PIZZA, RUNNING WILD IN THE SHADOWS OF THE NIGHT. YOU'RE A WILD CHILD, SLICING INTO THE PIE OF LIFE. YOU'RE A PIZZA KNIFE!!! 3" EMBROIDERED...
$8.00