According to Tom, the band has been trying to make the most ridiculous merchandise for ages... and this is definitely on that list. Pandaemon talked me out of doing tie dye, so we did white. Maybe we'll do something worse later... Shipping out sometime in September 2022, as screen printers are taking...

We all know how rad this design is, so here you go!

We all know that this shit just isn't going away. We're still going to be dealing with this for the rest of 2020, and moving into 2021. So if you're going to need to cover your sexy face, why not show off you loving Turbonegro while you are at it! The mask size is 11 cm tall by 13 cm wide. The fabric...

@runforkover designed this take on the classic record. There is nothing better.

It's been twenty years. 'Bout time we put out this classic record design on hoodies. Back design is the infamous snake in gold. Front of pullover is Turbonegro large in the AD font. Front of zip is Turbonegro on the left, and Apocalypse Dudes on the right. Both styles in gold. This item will be being...

Hooligan Skateboards did a fucking wonder on these!!! Super rad Apocalypse Dudes anniversary image on this incredibly limited run! 32" x 9"

Due to the new record, we wanted to offer something so different from normal, that we decided to do a DENIM JACKET!!!!... Oh. Crap. Forgot where we were. Yep, stone washed jacket. Killer new logo. Black embroidery instead of the normal white. So you can tell everyone that you like Van Halen's 1984......

Pugy Sinner did such a great job on this, that we want to get all of 'em out to you! Original pressing has 2018 US Tour Dates on back.

Yep. Like it or not, Turbonegro has a new LP out. You know, as well as I do, that you'll feel like a giant turd for not having it in your collection, especially a decade from now. Grab an advance copy of it! This will be shipping for an expected arrival on the release date of March 2, 2018, almost...

Super clean Turbonegro T that anyone who has seen them recently has seen around the merch booth. It's about time that you grab it up, in case you don't catch 'em soon! Second printing on light grey T. Available mid June 2018.

Yeah yeah yeah... Norway rules. We get it. But we all love this imagery, even if we haven't had the beer yet. Shipping mid May 2017.

Every four years, the world reels with US idiocy. So let's let everyone know we're nihilists. No walls, except to keep us in with all the beer! White T, limited only until mid November. Ships October 1, 2016

Yes sailors, this is the only physical release for the two new tracks! Hot For Nietzsche and Special Education, one on each side of a white cassette tape! Let us all ignore that we do not have a cassette player. I know, I know. But hell, look how records have destroyed the music business.... Tapes...

After four long years of perfecting the Deathpunk kutte, we now present to you... (drumroll?) Tight Jeans and Loose Leash denim jeans!!! Both are made of the same resilient cotton denim as the kutte is, with the Tight Jeans fitting similar to a Levi's 511 and the Loose Leash fitting like a Levi's...

I know, I know. It's about time we do our spin on the classic Turbonegro Cap shirt. This is it! Depending on how this all goes... We may just do every country, instead of just Norway... HEHeHEHEHEHEHEH... Let us know if you would like that, or if you would want this in different colors. You know we take...

We all know what they are up to. We have for ages. Panama papers be damned, but where is the fucking cash? will ship late May 2016

New single! New T! Woo! It is definitely time for you to give in to your SPECIAL EDUCATION!

Yep... The other http://www.tvangstroye.no/ baseball T design, Tony's eye, going all crazy, and truly showing you how to get worms... HOT DOGS!!! Black T, full color, shipping January 29, 2015.

You have had plenty of time to grab up the baseball style of these from http://www.tvangstroye.no/ but now we have this awesome Sean Aasberg design on a black t. 'Bout time, I know!!! Expected ship date of January 29th, 2016

New single out November 2015!!! It's been three years since we have been gifted with Sexual Harassment, and now it's time to get Hot For the Teacher of Nihilism!!! https://turbonegro.lnk.to/HotForNietzsche

I had one of these, once upon a time, ages ago... But now they are back! Grab one while you can!

Something simple, you say? Well, here you are then! Just a simple take on this classic pin up poster, with anchors and stars... and... and...

We have all seen the weird Hank shirts... and really, do we need that? Not really. What do we really need? A front man who knows how to party!!! And we have the Duke Of Nothing for that! Ships mid October 2015.

Chris Shary designed this one... You may be familiar with Chris' work through Descendents... Yeah, it's that Chris Shary. Knocked it out of the park, eh??? Available in T shirt format for a limited time through: AT BIFOCAL! CLICK ME! Zip up has Dog on back, with Sexual Harassment logo up front....

We have been asked over and over to redo the old design of this, so here is our rendition. Keeping with adjusting all old designs to update them to our newer clever sensibilities, we have updated this to involve our effete tastes upon dining. Just remember: Dirty Dudes Don't Dine Cheap. Third printing...

These are the leftovers from Punk Rock Bowling 2015. No more of these will be made!!! Design by Chuck Destruction and Dougie Duerring for Contraband Merch and Brown Coat Media.

If any of you have not met the epic Erik Sandquist, hailing from Gothenburg, but now in Copenhagen, you are missing out. This wonderful gentleman is an amazing artist, jeweler, and sculptor. He offered doing these for us at WTJT '14, and really just wants them into your hands. On your PINKY to be...

This little Sketchy Tank design is just simple and rad. Super rad actually. We will be trying this in a load of different colors over the next couple months, so keep your eyes out! Current color is a crimson on black T.

EEKOE is a company that spawned forth from a load of misfits and ne'erdowells, and they wanted their launch to be Turbonegro. I think it fits well. 100% bamboo fiber, anti fungal, superawesome limited edition. 100 pairs of navy, 666 pairs of black available. Sized in US shoe sizes.\ Size Small:...

All has been quiet on the Norwegian front recently... but 2014 was still a great year for amazing shows, and we all know that the boys have been enjoying themselves thoroughly...

Basically, yeah. No comment is really necessary in explaining that overall, racism is a bygone institution. On the other hand, all of us still deal with a load of bad mongos who think that it's something to support. Screw them.

New design for all you horror minded... Because really, what's more frightening than Turbonegro? Charcoal grey sweatshirts for Winter 2014, T shirts will be available Spring 2015

Much like the German Shepherd, this T is all over the place. But it's back by popular demand! Available once printing is finished, which should be September 2018.

Yes, some of you may recognize this logo... Or at least I hope you do. Heather grey Tultex T with black print. Only so many of these little guys getting made...

We have been asked over and over to redo the old design of this, so here is our rendition. Keeping with adjusting all old designs to update them to our newer clever sensibilities, we have updated this to involve our effete tastes upon dining. Just remember: Dirty Dudes Don't Dine Cheap. Zip up has...

This design was done in 2009 for a couple California shows, but we are bringing it back into play for everyone to enjoy! Red/ white/ black fourth printing shipping mid June 2018 100% cotton Tultex/ Contraband T. Multi color front, white back print

Almost everyone is jealous of Laure Elliot's Scandi Leather ring. We've all seen it. We know it rules. Seventh Circle Artworks is happy to present that same ring, in pure sterling silver, with a very small cap etched underneath, and with your warrior name etched along the inside. These are shipped directly...

So... You need something that still expresses your love of Turbonegro, but really just want it in the details, huh? Here you go. Black stretch denim, cut the same as your filthy kutte, but no embroidery. Just darkness, with little copper 'cap' buttons. Get your darkness on! THIS ITEM IS DISCONTINUED....

Yep. BOO! TURBONEGRO! BOO! We all love irony, and this shirt thumbs it up on irony, in bright yellow or olive green or cranberry !

This design has been the most over done and continuously bootlegged shirts Turbonegro has ever done. So we changed it a little, and now make it official again, dammit. Crimson print June 2018 Pink on black January 2019 Sexy drooling german shepherd in crimson print on white t or hot hot pink on...

2013 has been a busy year for Turbonegro. We can all remember... no, no we cannot. But we can attempt to remember it with this five button set!

This rad little CRIMSON printing on a black T has been running around in Ole Nymoen's (Heksed) head for a while, and Tony helped him get that brain enema handled! Tultex 100% cotton T - 2018 print in crimson red on black

And just in case you don't have enough winter blues. Here's a navy hoodie, with the Navy Anchor design! Now you can bundle up with this under your special dark denim... Just to have another Turbonegro surprise underneath... Hanes zip up or pullover hoodies 50% cotton 50 % polyester

We've all seen this video, right? And right in there is Nick Gazin's/ Jazzy Goodtimes' (TJ New York City) Turbonegro and I Got A Knife design... he has been willing to toss us the design for some rad shirts, and we are definitely appreciative! Bright green or orange 'I got a knife' on front, and TURBONEGRO...

Sitting over dinner with Tony, and he shoots me this idea... So... Dougie (TJ Maya Con Satan & TJ Iron City) gets handed this, and within minutes, Tony gets the chance to see it. And he's been getting on my ass about it since! Available until 30 August 2013 for Pre Order 100% Cotton Black Anvil T

Commitment issues? If you love Turbonegro and lust after the proper denim jacket with which to show your undying devotion to the band, here you go. No chapter to join or start, nothing to prove to anyone. Cough up the cash and this beauty is yours! Complete with TURBONEGRO embroidered across your back,...

Turbonegro sailor hats! Do I need to say more you filthy swab? Bronor cotton sailor cap. Small 60cm Medium 62cm Large 64cm XL 66cm

Psst... We've had these for a while... and no one asked about 'em... BUT HERE THEY ARE! Sexual Harassment cover T! 100% Cotton Gildan black T shirt

Yep. Jack Gregory did wonders with the Vans/ Volcom 7 inch cover... So we shirted it on up! For a limited time, available with the 'Live at The House of Vans' 7 inch vinyl as a bonus! No back print. 100% cotton black Gildan T shirt

Just off the US tour, and right before that, Tony hits me up with this rad new design. Currently we'll be doing this with a super rad Navy T, and white print. Ready to sail out in style! Navy Gilden. Blue Rope/ Anchor centered and large! TURBONEGRO block print in blue on back. Third printing ships as...